I don’t have any idea of what and how many holidays normal people celebrate.
In my household we celebrate a lot.
Of course, we celebrate New Year’s Day, Martin Luther King Day, President’s Day, Lincoln’s Birthday, Washington’s Birthday, and we celebrate Mardi Gras and Carnaval.
We also celebrate Saint Patrick’s Day and Saint Urho’s Day (he drove the grasshoppers out of Finland), Passover, Easter, Cesar Chavez Day, May Day, Cinco de Mayo, Memorial Day, the Fourth of July, and Labor Day.
We celebrate Ramadan, Ros Hashanaha, Yom Kippur, Chanukah, Christmas, Kwanzaa, and New Year’s Eve.
Next year we may celebrate Elsie farting…but that happens so often we wouldn’t be able to tell where one celebration ended and the next began.
The previous posting is the absolute truth…give or take a lie or two!
That’s all for now…see you next time!
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Too funny!!
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